Florida man May 1st – Florida Man Steals Free Gorilla

Florida Man May 1st is another scary event in the life of the Florida man. On the 1st May, what did the Florida man do? Read the in depth story below:

Florida man May 1st 2007 – Florida man steals gorilla on the way to work 

On Florida man May 1st a Florida man was arrested for stealing a gorilla from a woman’s home in Tampa Bay, before going to work in the local Starbucks. The Florida man in question saw the gorilla at the window and decided that it looked sad, and decided to free it from it’s captivity. It is reported that the gorilla made a brilliant cappuccino before the man was caught, arrested and relieved of his duties at work.  The Florida man was arrested and sentenced to 100 hours of community service for the theft, the owner of the gorilla did not press charges as she appreciated the skills the gorilla came home with afterwards.

Florida man May 1st 2020 – Florida man sues apple

On Florida man May 1st 2020 a Florida man was tied in a large legal battle with apple as he believed they stole the idea from Kanye West. The Florida man, known as Gwen Grayson, started the legal battle after his hero ‘Ye’ bragged about apple being his idea, when it clearly wasn’t.

The legal battle lasted 2 months before being dismissed at court, and the Florida man was ordered to pay $117 million in damages to apple. As the Florida man could not afford the legal costs, he was sentenced to serve 1 year in prison, in a case that is the 1st of it’s kind.

Florida man May 1st 2022 – Florida man fired from military

On Florida man May 1st 2022 a Florida man was dismissed from the American military for sneaking cannabis into the barracks and getting 22 children high, before attending a training drill. It is the 1st time a crime like this had ever been committed, but the soldier thought it was fine to do because cannabis had just been legalised in the state.

The officer was dismissed on May 1st 2022, and sentenced to 12 months in the brig for his offences. The Florida man won’t be doing that again in a hurry, that’s for certain.

Our Florida man May 1st thoughts

Wow that’s one unlucky set of Florida man stories, hopefully they learn their lessons and teach other potential Florida men what may happen to them if they do the same in future. If you want to see some other cool Florida man content, check it out here